Sophia. 20. Southern California, it’s like California but in the South. I spend too much time on this website but I don’t know how to quit you. What the fuck do people write in these descriptions? I only eat eggs scrambled, nailed it.
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illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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I am so in love with you that there isn’t anything else.

Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via bookmania)

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usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

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my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

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hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

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sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

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divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

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awwww-cute:

Penny the service dog in training enjoying a puppuccino

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